tyreforhyre
@tyreforhyre

as famed dracula knower, draculas can't cross flowing water and depending on the mythos even just straight up still water would cause great harm. however it is correct in stating that dracula can indeed get wet.


vogon
@vogon

Greetings and congratulations to Kenyon's graduating class of 2005. There are these two young draculas swimming along and they happen to meet an older dracula swimming the other way, who nods at them and says "Morning, boys. How's the water?" And the two young draculas swim on for a bit, and then eventually one of them looks over at the other and goes "What the hell is water?"


Handyandy
@Handyandy

This prompted a random thought, but I once had a "coworker" (in that we worked at the same company) send an all company Goodbye Email on her last day with the entire text of this speech in the body. Lol.



The recent release of the new album from The Hives (16 years after their previous, lol), is inspiring me to go back and listen to their discography. I'm going in reverse chronological order. God, these guys were fun. I really used to listen to a lot of them in high school.

Their newest album is good, but it does sort of just fit in with all their old stuff. Still, wouldn't be mad about it inspiring some more pretenders.